On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
At least she'll always have a story about the time she showed up to the emergency room drunk and covered in chocolate syrup on her birthday.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
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