Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
I was actually kinda bummed my STD test came back negative.
That would have been proof he'd slept with the stripper. Lame.
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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