Already got asked if we're dating
Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
I wish life had little blips of pornography
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
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