so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
Piecing together the sordid story from witness accounts and photographic evidence, courtesy of Fcebook. My night included Mojitos, lighting the bar on fire and declaring myself the Queen of Nerds when I stole someone's flashing tiara. Woke up this morning with a velvet cape and plastic scepter to match. Mojitos are awesome!
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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