Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
maybe her throwing up on me was a foreshadowing of how she would later metaphorically throw up on my life
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
I just want you to know that I am dancing around my apartment by myself singing Taylor Swift into a wine bottle. Do hurry.
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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