ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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