I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
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