You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
We don't watch enough power rangers
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
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