Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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