he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
hey, can i borrow that thing you never use?
what?
your penis
I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
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