It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
I'm too high and old for this...
I had to take on your role as drunk idiot....I have no idea how you do it so well and so regularly. That shit is exhausting.
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
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