You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
I was just like oh sorry I'm peeling meanwhile my legs are on either side of his head and I look like a fucking Komodo dragon
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
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