Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
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