Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
the family i'm sitting with looks like the Addams family. Except for the daughter...she looks like Shrek
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
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