vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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