hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
i'm naked playing bejeweled blitz in your bed. this is both a forewarning and an apology
She tied me up with her honor cords...
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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