omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
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