im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
Apparently we stole a dog last night. I woke up and it was just staring at me. But we fed it left over KFC for breakfast so it's cool.
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
Just looked at the TV in the bar for the weather report. Didn't want to walk home drunk during a tornado warning
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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