I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
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I need you to use more vowels.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
I'm too high and old for this...
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
Randomize
