ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
Randomize
