you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
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