Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize