i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
Just spent a extra 20 minutes on the phone with the lady from unemployment talking about how to make the best brownies.
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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