Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
But, I don't have the body of a porn star, so nobody would hire me. Unless they're doing like a trip to the safari and they need an albino rhino
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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