Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
We've been together for 10 months. These next 2 may be a deal breaker. He has not met the summertime version of me that is so hungover today that I cancelled a meeting with my boss right after she sent me an appreciation note saying I have great work ethic. I have her fooled.
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