Porn is love you can see.
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
The shit I just took was my body's way of telling me bourbon and mixed nuts aren't an appropriate dinner. Well played, colon. WELL. PLAYED.
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
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