oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
I was so high last night that i'm 89% sure my roommates set up an obstacle course for me and timed it. Not positive.. I think one of the challenges was pairing shoes
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
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