No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
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