I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
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