Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
Dude i have a 6th sense for when bagel bites are ready.
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
On the bright side I got 500 American Express points paying for the abortion
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
I want to fling myself into the sun
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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