Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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