you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
You rolled over grabbed my crotch and said "that's my waffle." I'm sleeping on the couch next time.
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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