i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
I have bruises covered in glitter and someone just asked me if I realized I'm bleeding from both ears. This is awkward.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
FACT: You were laying down on top the bar letting randoms do bodyshots off you until someone told theyre friend "its time to roll, i wanna hit another bar" and you literally rolled your self right off the bar. have fun explaining your bruises tomorrow
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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