I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
i ran into my coworkers when i was walking home last night. i was shirtless. i think i gave my shirt to Walter. he's a cat.
im still drunk. birthday week begins.
Thanks to a poorly written tweet a whole bunch of people thought I died last night.
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
Another guy on Tinder just asked about "the hotter girl" in my pictures. I fucking hate being your friend.
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
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