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Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.

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(908): View more from New Jersey

We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks

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(518): View more from New York

when i told him i was pregnant with his baby he texted me 'congradulations'

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i pity the fetus.

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(585): View more from New York

with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.

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(516): View more from New York

i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.

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the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.

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Your shoe was in the washing machine. I have it in my pocket. My phone rang before and I answered your shoe. Meet me at the bar in 10.

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(609): View more from New Jersey

I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.

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