I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
I don't even have to turn the heat on in my car. Just fart the whole way home.
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
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