I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Well apparently he's into motor boating.
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
There's a knife in my toilet. And I meant to ask you last night if you got a hair cut?
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
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