U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
i think i left my bra at your place
It's still hanging from my ceiling fan. Please let me keep it there.
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
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