is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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