the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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