worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
We were literally making dick jokes with his dick out
That’s the level of friends with benefits I aspire to achieve
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