trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
My dick has a subreddit
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
I'm just going to tell you this I knocked up your girlfriend. I didn't mean to I thought it was somebody else I wasn't drunk but it was dark.
The truth is better her than my wife.
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