GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
sick fucks of a feather flock together
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
You sent me a snapchat of you hugging a beer with the caption "best friend"
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
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