I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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