So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
"I want to just tie you up so you\'ll still be here like this when I get home." Actual words.
took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
Hey man, when I left for work she was laying on the couch naked cuddling your keurig, can you clean that mess up?
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
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