is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
I just left the house and 2 chicks are in the kitchen making breakfast. Might want to get up.
I'm up, no shirt, and staring at a breakfast casserole. Who are these girls?
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
Playing Cards Against Humanity with my relatives at Christmas while I'm stoned was a bad idea...
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
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