Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
he proceeded to punch 3 mailboxes in a row and when i asked him why, he said "because they were talking shit"... i need a new boyfriend. and a new life.
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
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