I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
the cop found his r2d2 bong and asked me if i ever smoked out of him. i'm like, no sir. he's like ahh. if i were to smoke, it'd definitely be out of some star wars character.
easily made my night.
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Randomize