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I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
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