Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
You paid the taxi driver with a comb last night.
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
I don't know who the girl crying at my kitchen table eating gravy from the KFC container is, but I feel like she could be my soulmate
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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