weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
lady crackhead wearing pjs and a santa hat brushed the snow off my car at 7am saying "free of charge" the whole time
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
A guy from tinder a while ago who sent me dick pics straight out the gate is a tech on my dad's hospital floor. I was wondering why he looked familiar and why he never took my dads vitals when I was in the room
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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