I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
Don't worry, your car is safe with me. I am throwing watermelons out of it at mailboxes and hipster kids.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
Bought pregnancy tests in bulk off amazon. Kinda feel insulted that it asked if I wanted to subscribe for regular shipments.
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
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