Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
The two girls sitting next to me are asking siri "Like, uh, how do you know my name?". Do I fuck with them or fuck them?
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
Ryan friended me on LinkedIn and it took everything in my power not to endorse him for sexual dysfunction as a skill.
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
the raccoons are back...
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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