i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
my new years resolutions dont apply when im drunk
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
Randomize
